"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

"You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]"

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

"Will you succeed? Yes you will indeed! (98 and 34 percent guaranteed.)"

"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent."

"He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."

"Politics are a lousy way for a free man to get things done. Politics are, like God's infinite mercy, a last resort."

"I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught."

"Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses."

"He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be humiliated; he who has no control over his tongue will often have to face discomfort."

"Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind."