"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend."

"Non-violence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind."

"We are not separate from spirit, we are in it."

"All you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be."

"There is no legitimacy on earth but in a government which is the choice of the nation."

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication."

"Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it but as I drink, I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is."

"Experience is a good school, but the fees are high."

"On going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to prove who's got the better imaginary friend."

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."

"Half of analysis is anal."