"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

"We're all in this alone."

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain."

"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"

"Whenever you find a man who says he doesn't believe in a real Right and Wrong, you will find the same man going back on this a moment later."

"Yo soy un anima infeliz,Perdida en este mundo atormendo. I am a miserable spirit lost in this tormented world."

"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."

"I've read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents."

"I'm as proud of what we don't do as I am of what we do."

"The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one."