"To a quick question, give a slow answer."

"If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot."

"The best armor is to keep out of range."

"It is not enough to aim; you must hit."

"Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box."

"Between saying and doing many a pair of shoes is worn out."

"I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a word of what I'm saying."

"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering."

"But they shall sit every man under his vine and under his fig tree."

"The two things that many cherish and hold dear that I have found to be of little value or importance in my life would be -- getting credit for and being right."

"The laughter of a man is the contentment of God."

"A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums."