"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"Have no fear of perfection -- you will never reach it."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

"PLEBISCITE, n. A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign."

"There's always someone cooler than you."

"When I think of the number of disagreeable people that I know who have gone to a better world, I am sure hell won't be so bad at all."

"Never reason from what you do not know. If you do, you will soon believe what is utterly against reason."

"Open your mouth and purse cautiously; and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great."

"Why yes - a bulletproof vest."