"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"

"I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it."

"Big men become big by doing what they didn't want to do when they didn't want to do it."

"Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground."

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"The experience of this sweet life.L'esperienza de questa dolce vita."

"The heart knoweth his own bitterness."

"Oh, my friend, it's not what they take away from you that counts. Its's what you do with what you have left."