"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

"Great artists have no country."

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."

"The man whom no one pleases is much more unhappy than the man who pleases no one."

"My illness is dut to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies."

"I love you. I used to pity your sorrow. But now, were you sorrowless, without fear or any lack, still i would love you."