"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

"Waste no more time arguing what a god man should be. Be one."

"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."

"Until a child is one year old it is incapable of sin."

"Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat."

"The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything -- and it works."

"Of all my accomplishments I may have achieved during the war, I am proudest of the fact that I never lost a wingman."