"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist."

"Meet the sunrise with confidence."

"The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another"

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"

"Go ahead, make my day."

"Love is the fulfilling of the law."