"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"What you see is what you get."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

"I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time."

"We can't take any credit for our talents. It's how we use them that counts."

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"You (God) have not only commanded continence, that is, from what things we are to restrain our love, but also justice, that is, on what we are to bestow our love."

"No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature."