"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Man lowers his head and lunges into civilization, forgetting the days of his infancy when he sought truth in a snowflake or a stick. Man forgets the wisdom of the child."

"The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart."

"RETALIATION, n. The natural rock upon which is reared the Temple of Law."

"Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology."

"Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened."

"We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them."