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“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”

— Woody Allen · Death

“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”

— Woody Allen · No category

“I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.”

— Woody Allen · No category

“I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.”

— Woody Allen · Marriage

“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

— Woody Allen · No category

“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?”

— Woody Allen · Dreams

“Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.”

— Woody Allen · No category

“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”

— Woody Allen · Atheism

“Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.”

— Woody Allen · Crime

“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”

— Woody Allen · Life

“How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?”

— Woody Allen · No category

“As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.”

— Woody Allen · Trees

“Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.”

— Woody Allen · No category

“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”

— Woody Allen · No category

“His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.”

— Woody Allen · No category

“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”

— Woody Allen · Success

“Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.”

— Woody Allen · No category

“Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.”

— Woody Allen · No category

“The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.”

— Woody Allen · No category

“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”

— Woody Allen · No category